This freak came to me while I screwed around in a sandbox server. It gave me plenty of thinking time.
Name of Freak: Scrumpy Mumpy
Motto: I'm Scrumpy Mumpy. Leeeet's geeet drunk!
Weapons: Bottle, Scottish Handshake, Ullapool Caber
Appearance: Six-pack Abs, Seeing Double, Reggaelator
Is this freak similar to another freak?: No. (Not one that I know of, anyway)
Main Theme: Strobe Action from the Dreamcast game Space Channel 5 part 2
Main Abilities: Abnormal strength when drunk, Abnormal speed. Harm-induced rage
Scrumpy is a RED Demoman who has an obsession with drinking and often invites others to drink with him. Should they refuse, Scrumpy would beat them to death with the bottle of his choice. When encountering a freak superior to him, Scrumpy would try to reason with them and offer them either a Scottish Handshake or Bottle. If they deny his offer in any way, he would attempt to flee. For freaks of his level, he'll offer a drink to them in the disguise of a Caber. How he does this is as unknown as how his bottles are never empty or never get broken. Should his victim take the offer, they would come across his deadly surprise and have their head blown off by explosion triggered by the snapping of his fingers. When Scrumpy manages to get himself drunk, he can have superhuman strength to surpass certain freaks of his tier and with each hit he recieves, either a slap or an explosion of bombs, he gets angrier, driven to continue fighting.
Weaknesses: -Scrumpy may be as tough as a normal Heavy, but with his rage casting strategy to the wayside, he can be overpowered by those stronger than him.
-Scrumpy can only attack in close range. And despite his speed, medium to long range weapons are an advantage.
-When drunk, he may be strong, but he's easily outsmarted and can be led into traps.